November 27, 2005
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Clown Prince of Crime in *Porn* Shocker!
Gotham City
Police today intercepted several packages containing what can only be
described as the worst and most horrific kind of clown porn.
The packages, which were addressed to various noted Gothamites,
including the Police Commisioner himself, his Daughter Barbara, and
several inmates of Arkham including Doctors Pamela Isley and Harleen
Quinzel contain Risque Imagery of Gotham's Most Wanted Criminal:
The Joker.

Arkham officials report that several inmates had to be severly
restrained and sedated after it was revealed quite what their post had
contained
Police say they will attempt to trace the packages in hope of tracking
down the Joker who is still at large after springing from Police
custody during a visit to the funeral of an "Undisclosed" family member.
Although there have been no Crimes committed by the Heinous Harlequin
the Police and Batman are particularly interested in finding him or any
of his assosciates after a previous mass mail drop in which the Joker
claimed:
"To my many Beloveds and the Noble Citizens of Gotham! It is I your
dearly beloved bowling ball of light and laughter. I once noted that
Gotham was in need of an enema, it has since been pressed upon me that
the entire world needs, nay desires a similar administration. Soon will
come the greatest Jack-in the-Box this world has ever seen! So! Put on
a happy face! Daddy's going to make some Art Darling(s)!"

Quite what this Pernicious Punch has in store has yet to be revealed.
Barbara Gordon however seemed a little cynical over the whole affair. With a somewhat risque smile herself she noted:
"This is just the Jokers way of letting his loved one's, and enemies, know that he's still there and still Loves them."







>^_^<

Comments (3)
haha maybe some day sweetie.
i get strong arms by jerkin off.
oh i dont have a penis?
kisses
lina
Way too sexy for a monday, bebe!
is that you cutie? haha awww
linaaaa
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