November 27, 2005

• Clown Prince of Crime in *Porn* Shocker!
  
  Gotham City
  Police today intercepted several packages containing what can only be
  described as the worst and most horrific kind of clown porn.
  
  
  
  The packages, which were addressed to various noted Gothamites,
  including the Police Commisioner himself, his Daughter Barbara, and
  several inmates of Arkham including Doctors Pamela Isley and Harleen
  Quinzel contain Risque Imagery of Gotham's Most Wanted Criminal:
  
  
  
  The Joker.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Arkham officials report that several inmates had to be severly
  restrained and sedated after it was revealed quite what their post had
  contained
  
  
  
  Police say they will attempt to trace the packages in hope of tracking
  down the Joker who is still at large after springing from Police
  custody during a visit to the funeral of an "Undisclosed" family member.
  
  
  
  Although there have been no Crimes committed by the Heinous Harlequin
  the Police and Batman are particularly interested in finding him or any
  of his assosciates after a previous mass mail drop in which the Joker
  claimed:
  
  
  
  "To my many Beloveds and the Noble Citizens of Gotham! It is I your
  dearly beloved bowling ball of light and laughter. I once noted that
  Gotham was in need of an enema, it has since been pressed upon me that
  the entire world needs, nay desires a similar administration. Soon will
  come the greatest Jack-in the-Box this world has ever seen! So! Put on
  a happy face! Daddy's going to make some Art Darling(s)!"
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  Quite what this Pernicious Punch has in store has yet to be revealed.
  
  
  
  Barbara Gordon however seemed a little cynical over the whole affair. With a somewhat risque smile herself she noted:
  
  
  
  "This is just the Jokers way of letting his loved one's, and enemies, know that he's still there and still Loves them."
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  

  >^_^<
  

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