November 25, 2005

  • These...

    May be my last few words.
     
    Naomi, Twiggy and Brian are holding their housewarming on
    Saturday Night.
     
    And for some reason that game-playing hymen tearing:
     
    "Arse"
     
    "Hole"
     
    Luke from Silverscreen Horsham, and many a sad conversation on
    both sides between me and Naomi...
     
     
     
     has made his way onto the guest list.
     
    I've promised Naomi I'll talk to him, but to be honest this
    will be so he won't be able to get anyway near Her.
     
    I've also promised, despite subtle hinting from Brian and
    Twiggy to just let it all out and behave otherwise, to remain Civil.
     
    However.
     
    Civil will include such things as snide comments, laying the
    play with something along the lines of:
     
    "See, I'm the kind of directionless drop out loser who could
    really do with a 10-20 stretch inside, and then of course there's the fact I
    make no allusions/pretentions to being a White Witch, you do know that Luke
    don't you?"
     
    derogatory inquiry:
     
    "So. How's the Girlfriend Luke?"
     
    "We broke up."
     
    "Really? I did not know that (I do but humiliation is sooo
    much fun) Now *that* is a shame."
     
     and general casting of Hate and Death Magicks via the Epic
    set I will unleash in my capability as DJ for the night:
     
    Hush - Tool
    Terra/Terror - My Ruin
    Pope - Prince
    The Smashing Pumpkins - An Ode to No-one
    Sword of Fire - The Street Fighter II Animated Movie
    Soundtrack
    Burn - the Cure
    I'm Broken - Pantera
    Burn - NIN
    King/Kid Kill 33 - Marilyn Manson
    Machine Head - 10 Ton Hammer
    Apple of Sodom/Solemn/Solomon - Marilyn Manson
    Linkin Park - Points of Authority (Jay Gordon Remix)
    Korn - Good God
    Linkin Park - Closer
    Cyberwaste - Fear Factory
    Get in the Ring - Guns 'N' *fuckin* Roses
    The Gentle Art of Making Enemies - Faith No More
    Headup - Deftones
    Antichrist Superstar -Marilyn Manson
    Thinking of You - A Perfect Circle
     
    ... and an assortment of others to be cripped, more likely
    than not, from Twiggy's (She *is* the worst kind of influence and encouragement
    *giggles*) collection
     
    It's also probably some of his bitch-boys, err, scoff, cough,
    laughter, friends may be there aswell.
     
    Pah.
     
    The more the merrier I say.
     
    I could handle myself fine on my own but just for the added
    Pagan and ever so Dianic Glory of Battle my fellow firebrand and personal:
     
    "No1"
     
    Bob, errr I mean, James will be there aswell.
     
     
     
    Fear not. I won't ruin the house or the party.
     
    If need be I'll drag his fat, lazy, get Naomi to do all the
    work while I climb the ladder and crib all the glory, emo-hippy arse out into
    the road and give him the sound beating he deserves.
     
    Perhaps Luke/PPL you can turn up in his place.
     
    That would be a whole totally different type of:
     
    "Killer"
     
    Rant over.
     
    "Commence le Festival"
     
     
    "Never! Rub another Man's Rhubarb!"

    *addendum*

    Of course it doesn't take anyone who can get further than the first question in theis MENSA quiz:

    http://www.mensa.org/workout2.php

    To work out that I am in fact very afraid torpefied and traumastised by said fellow...

    /:-_-:

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