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You scored as Form III: Soresu. Form III, the �Way of the Mynock," was inspired by the need to deflect Blaster bolts. It is very defensive; it has no aggressive qualities. Form III utilises motions occurring very close to the body to achieve a nearly total protection, efficiently expending as little energy as possible to execute those moves. This technique exposes as little body target zone open areas as is possible, making a well-trained practitioner nearly invincible. Testimony to this is the fact that Ben Kenobi, a Form III master, only falls when he chooses to let Darth Vader kill him.
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11. My Beautiful Flower
Your mouth blooms like a cut sweet and full of sin
I prick myself on your thorns and I bleed within
your leaves fade to brown and I watch you die in my torture garden under blacksunshine.
My beautiful flower
he loves me not he loves me he loves me not he loves me...
our love starts to spil your lips bleed like a rose
underneath the soil is where the evil grows your petals start to fall and the weeds attack
in my torture garden the blue sky is black
my beautiful flower
he loves me not he loves me he loves me not he loves me
your mouth blooms like a cut sweet and full of sin
I prick my self on your thorns and I bleed within
my love starts to spoil your lips bleed like a rose
underneath the soil is where the evil grows I am earth...
you can feel me touch you hear me breath...
cos it's my air that loves you and I am fire...
you will feel me burn you come inside...
and I'll be water with you
he loves me not he loves me he loves me not he loves me. .
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As we used to say in those twilight days of Love2Learn!
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History and Society
The Harlequins are a faction of the Eldar, and the most enigmatic of that mysterious race. They roam the
Webway,
fighting Chaos and its influence. Their sole purpose is to seek out
Chaos and destroy it wherever they can, and Chaos is their most hated
enemy.Harlequins must pass a trial known only as The Ritual
upon initiation into a Harlequin band, and this ritual is said to free
them of the fear normal Eldar have of Slaanesh, the Chaos god of
pleasure. This is why they need not wear a waystone when they travel in
the Webway, and do not have to endure the tiring soul-draining that
other Eldar endure when in the Webway for prolonged periods of time.
Note: This is from the most recent incarnation of the Harlequins, in
the third edition of the game. In the second edition, they did wear
waystones.Harlequin lifestyle is very like the life of a roaming mime or troubadour
of the medieval times. They wander the Webway and occasionally appear
at Eldar settlements: on a Craftworld, on Commorraugh, on an Exodite
Maiden world. They perform dances for the spectators there: Masques, as
they are sometimes called. Their artistic works portray the Fall, the
legendary decline that destroyed the Eldar, the birth of the Chaos god
Slaanesh, and many other tales from the long history of the Eldar.
Way of War
Equipment
The
Harlequins are highly accomplished warriors, each Trouper, as their
warriors are called, almost a one-man close combat army. They are
already graceful and lithe from their lifestyle and dances, they
augment their prowess with so-called 'flip-belts' that generate a small
anti-gravitic field around them and allow them to leap unnaturally
high. They also wear 'holo-fields' and 'masks of fear'. Holo-fields are
a sophisticated substitute for armour: whenever the Harlequin moves,
their image is shattered into a cloud of crystal shards that dance and
swirl around with vigour proportional to the speed the Harlequin is
moving.
The Mask of Fear is a small holographic device worn
like a mask. It projects daemonic visages and scenes of death onto the
mask and has a short-range psychic amplifier which increases enemies'
sensitivity to fear and despair. Other versions of the Mask of Fear
include the Rictus Mask, which projects an aura of death in the general
vicinity of the wearer, or the Dread Mask, which senses an enemy's
worst fears and displays them on the mask, along with a more potent
psychic amplifier like the ones used on the Masks of Fear.
Harlequins
are also noted for their brutal combat weapons. The most gruesome of
these is the Harlequin's Kiss. The Harlequin's Kiss resembles a
sharpened tube, tapering to a wicked point, fixed to a warrior's
forearm. The tube is actually filled with monofilament wires. When the
Kiss is punched into a victim, the wires uncoil and flail around,
slicing the victim apart from the inside. Less disturbing is the
Stormglove (or Riveblades). The Stormglove is basically a Harlequin
adaption of the power weapon used by the humans. It is a set of blades
worn on the forearm, or more typically, on the hand as a glove.
Death Jesters
Harlequins have no heavy weapons or
tanks,
save for the Death Jesters. The Death Jesters are the heavy specialists
of the army, carrying an array of weaponry, from the morbid Shrieker
Cannon, to the tank crushing bright lance, to the deadly Eldar missle
launcher. The Shrieker Cannon is the trademark weapon of the Death
Jesters, as only they create and maintain them. They are a variant of
the Shuriken Cannon, but instead of firing a hail ofprojectiles,
they fire only a single shot. This shot is impregnated with a virulent
acid that causes the victim's blood vessels and insides to expand
violently. This usually results in a small explosion that showers
squadmates with pieces of their companion.
Solitaires
The most chilling of all the Harlequins are the Solitaires, for little is known about them even amongst the
Eldar.
The Solitaires are solitary individuals who roam the Webway, seeking
out Eldar they think might be talented enough to join a Harlequin
troupe. Their most startling characteristic is that they are doomed to
go to Slaanesh when they die. Thus, Cegorach (theLaughing
God) must trick the chaos god in order to regain possession of the
Solitaire. Whenever Solitaires are with a Harlequin band, they prefer
to distance themselves from the others. On the extremely rare occasions
when a Solitaire performs, he or she takes the part ofSlaanesh
and the Harlequin troupe will perform the legendary tale of the Birth
of the Great Enemy-the greatest and most dangerous of all Harlequin
masques. It is claimed that others have tried to take on the role ofSlaanesh
and died or been driven insane. One is considered cursed if one
exchanges words with a Solitaire. The Solitaires show no sign of
emotion, either with other Harlequins or on the battlefield.Psykers
are known to be very depressed in the presence of a Solitaire. The
mental node of the alien is obviously disturbing to them. Psychic
attacks on Solitaires will fall short, and weapons which attack the
enemy's mind, such as the neuro-disruptor, will simply have no effect.
This leads to many imperial scholars to believe that the solitaire
posess no soul at all. It is said that the oldest and most powerful
Solitaires become the dreaded guardians of the Black Library.
The Black Library
It
is not known where the Black Library is, only that it is a "dark
Craftworld". We also know it was very far away from the center of the
Eldar Empire, where she who thirsts was born. It was to the Black
Library that the Eldar carried their knowledge, in the wake of the
Fall, when the galaxy itself writhed in agony and their race died.
There, the grim secrets of the Gods of Chaos lies. There are the names
and deeds of the Traitor Legions. There, hidden in the deepest shadows,
lies the truth of the Fallen Eldar. There rests the record of the dark
soul of man and Eldar, the truth of the terror which the galaxy may yet
become. Only rarely do the Eldar allow Inquisitors to enter the
library. In Abaddon's 13th black crusade Ahriman (chief librarian of
the thousand sons) attempted to take the library. However, he was
stopped by the Harlequins. Harlequins have a greater understanding of
the Warp and its effects than any other Eldar, so the Black Library
could potentially be in the Warp, in the real world, or somewhere in
between.
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Hey Now!
Gimme the ring, kissed and toll
Gimme something that I missed (gimme the ring)
A hand to hold, wild and what it seems(gimme the ring)
Kill the king, when love is the law,
And the wel turn round... (gimme the ring)
Gimme dream child
And do you hear me call? (gimme the ring)
On the loan and on the level
...still on the floor (gimme the ring)
Sing dream child
And do you hear at all?

(sing)
(sing)
Hey now, hey now now, sing this corrosion to me
Hey now, hey now now, sing this corrosion to me
Hey now, hey now now, sing this corrosion to me
Hey now, hey now now, sing...
Gimme siren, child and do you hear me?
Gimme siren, child, and do you hear me call?
Sing, child, of right and wrong
Gimme things that don last long
Gimme siren, child, and do you hear me call?

(sing)
(sing)
Hey now, hey now now, sing this corrosion to me
Hey now, hey now now, sing this corrosion to me
Hey now, hey now now, sing this corrosion to me
Hey now, hey now now, sing...
On daze, like this
In times like these
I feel an animal deep inside
Heel to haunch on bended knees
Living on if and if I tried,
Somebody send me... please...
Dream wars and a ticket to seem
Giving out and in
Selling the don belong
Well, what do you say
Dou have a word for giving away?
Got a song for me?

(sing)
(sing)
Hey now, hey now now, sing this corrosion to me
Hey now, hey now now, sing this corrosion to me
Hey now, hey now now, sing this corrosion to me
Hey now, hey now now, sing...
I got nothing to say I ain said before
I bled all I can, I won bleed no more
I don need no one to understand
Why the blood run hold
The hired hand
On heart
Hand of god
Floodland and driven apart
Run cold
Turn
Cold
Burn
Like a healing hand
Like a healing hand
Like a healing hand
Like a healing hand

-Sisters Of Mercy - This Corrosion-<."
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The Girl Who Loved Powerglide...

Or.Alternatively titled:
"The Girl upon whom all Powerglides cruel mysogynies were taken out."
Ummm...
*ponders some semi-cycles*
Myspace and Xanga are playing up major bainer non-gainers...
So...
The intermittant posessions by (Fictional) Transformer Archetypes has ceased...
So...
What was I going to do?
Oh yeah, Friday Night Project with...
*Jessie Wallace*
And...
*Nana Moon*
What? On? Earth? Was? The? Brit? Awards? About?
James Blunt just reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite...
*bless 'im*
Kanye West saves the universe for a few seconds before Coldplay after playing some raucus din win the big award say they are going away for a while and:
"...mean it..."*Grumble Grumble* -
GR8 R0B0T ACT10N
"The prep for the movie is going well. The military looks like it is going to support the film which is a big deal in giving the movie scope and credibility. The Pentagon has always been great with me because I make our military look good.All the posts and talk about the original voices --- could we just let it rest for a while? I heard everyone, I'm thinking about it. We are reinventing how the robots look, transform and move - Remember these are the most realistic Transformers you will have ever seen. They have to fit completely into the human world to make this live action film credible. I have shown the animatics and some of the hundreds of drawings - TO THE MOST RELIGIOUS OF FANS - they tell me they are "mind-blowing" and "take it to a level they never considered" - I guess that's good? Time will tell.Believe me I respect the fans. But I just want you to give me a chance because I'm working with some really talented artists to create this vision. But it is a vision that allows for growth, change, improvement and surprises. Looking back at the history of Transformers, remember there has been tons of change and improvements over the years.I'm working on third act action, and if you could - what would you imagine for great robot action?Talk to you soon,All the best, Michael"
*Michael Bay's Speakings*
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Gelukkige Day After Val-Hal-Allah-Tines Dag!
Whilst down in Cornwall last week I met many beautiful people, the not least of them being Ozz .
I think it was my first night down there, we, that is Choo, Molly, Dom,
Ollie, Phillip, Seanie and I, were walking back from the Corn Exchange
when soon we hailed and were joined by a most beautiful goatee laden
babyface.
The others they called him Ozz.
*smiles*
I will call him De Bozz...
When we returned home, and were soon joined by Martin, Coffee and Guiness were laden upon all and much talking ensued.
Suddenly, like a bolt of blue eyed lightening De Bozz has deftly swept from his chair to the P.C.
Moments later, much shining light giggles broke out, as De Bozz, at the very least, introduced me to this:

*on we sweep with thrashing oar*
I think you cpuld and would attest to this and agree... it is the
greatest Flash ever known to cat, man or sleepy dozy cat-man type
thing...
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Long
ago, approximately 25 MYBP (million years before present), in the past
of the Quintesson merchant empire, an odd thing happened. Someone truly
'good' was somehow born among them. He was a brilliant scientist, but
his desire to use his technology to benefit all instead of to sell to
the highest bidder, was cause for the Quintessons to see him as a
criminal. The Quint, known as Primus, took a ship and exiled himself,
landing far later on the planet of Cybertron.
After
reaching this planetoid, he took out the supplies he had taken with him
on his ship, to continue his research. He found the asteroid to be rich
in resourses; when he needed more, he went out in his ship and gathered
what he needed. During this time, he built a supercomputer, Vector
Sigma, as well as robotic creations.
He
programmed Vector Sigma as his greatest achievement. He gave it enough
sentience to be able to create advancedly programmed robots, with
personality core 'souls', as living and evolving as any soul of an
organic being, and with just as much desire for freedom as any living
being.
After
all this occurred, the Quintesson Empire locked its stranglehold down
onto the planetoid, and to the robots. The Quintessons landed down and
were greeted by the Cybertronians as friends, since they looked just
like Primus. They took this to their advantage, using the naievity of
the Cybertronians, asking them where to find Primus. The robots gladly
told them, and the Quintessons had no trouble capturing Primus, while
their covert ops specialists reprogrammed most of the guardians to obey
only them.They looked over all of Primus's technology, and when
he would not show them how to duplicate Vector Sigma or the robot
creations, they put him on trial for his resistance to their way of
doing things. This trial was, of course, a mockery of any known
justice, merely a show for the Cybertronians of the might of the
Quintesson Empire. Primus was about to be executed for his 'crimes'
against the Empire, when five highly advanced unknown robotic
constructs broke into the trial and took him, vanishing after.
These
constructs, known only thereafter as "The Five", are still a mystery to
present day, it is unknown who they were, or where Primus was taken...


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