April 16, 2006
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HAPPY EASTER!
"I've been traveling a lot lately. I was over in Australia during
Easter. It was interesting to note they celebrate Easter the same way
we do commemorating; the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our
children a giant bunny rabbit . . . left chocolate eggs in the night.(Audience laughs.)
Gee, I wonder why we're so messed up as a race. You know, I've read the
Bible. Can't find the words "bunny" or "chocolate" in the whole book.(Audience laughs.)
I think it's interesting how people act on their beliefs. A lot of
Christians, for instance, wear crosses around their necks. Nice
sentiment, but do you think when Jesus comes back, he's really going to
want to look at a cross?(Audience laughs. Bill makes a face of pain and horror.)
Ow! Maybe that's why he hasn't shown up vet. (As Jesus looking; down
from Heaven) "I m not going, Dad. No, they're still wearing crosses -
they've totally missed the point. when they start wearing fishes, I
might go back again.... No, I m not going.... O.K., I'll tell you what
- I'll go back as a bunny."- Bill Hicks
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