April 13, 2005

  • Friendship

    It's like a dragnet theory...

    Oh my funeral is going to be so much fun.

    I'll be encased in a Jack in a Box...

    And at the opening chords of Marilyn Manson's Antichrist Superstar,

    I will:

    "Explode"

    "pdoink*

    *BANG!*

    Popp'd tart up out of it, hop up to the podium and begin singing along...

    Yay me.

    What a beautiful funeral, we should do it everyday...